Service, Please Achievements — Full List

Service, please achievements come to thirteen in total, and the Steam store publishes ten of their names. The published list mixes guest-service flavoured entries such as Sport Fishing and Nice catch with hotel ones such as Madness Hotel and The House Always Wins, plus a rating pair named One Star and Two Stars. What each achievement actually requires is not documented yet. For the modes they are earned in, see the gameplay page.

How many achievements does Service, please have?

The store carries an achievement total of 13. Ten of those names are shown on the store page; the remaining three are not named anywhere on the listing.

That split is the key fact for completionists: you can see two-thirds of the list by name today, but the last three are still hidden behind the store's own limits rather than confirmed as secret achievements.

The ten names published on the store page

These are the ten achievement names Steam lists for the game, reproduced exactly as published.

#	Achievement
1	Sport Fishing
2	Simon call home
3	Madness Hotel
4	The House Always Wins
5	Look what they did to my boy
6	Nice catch
7	Baby come back
8	New Adventure
9	One Star
10	Two Stars

Some names read as jokes or references rather than literal tasks, so do not assume a name describes its requirement. Without official text, the safest reading is that the names are flavour.

Steam achievement stats and what is missing

Steam keeps an achievement stats page for the app, which is where global unlock percentages would appear once players have earned them. The store itself publishes no percentages.

• The remaining three achievement names: not documented yet.
• Per-achievement requirements: not documented yet.
• Global unlock percentages: not documented yet.
• Whether the last three are secret: not documented yet.

If you want a route through the rest of the game first, the beginner guide covers the opening loop, and the features page lists the systems achievements hook into.